Baddite Proverb of the Day

Fluffy is as fluffy does.
[with apologies to Forrest Gump]

Baddite Proverb of the Day

If poor taste were illegal, we wouldn't have Las Vegas.

Baddite Proverb of the Day

Whoever put 'fun' in 'da mental' had a sick sense of humor.

Baddite Proverb of the Day

Karma isn't an instant rebate program.

Baddite Proverb of the Day

You don't need to herd the cats, you just need to put their litter boxes in the same general area.

Baddite Proverb of the Day

Flying thru life with your eyes on paradise is the best way to get a return ticket in economy class.

[for the benefit of full disclosure, i rewrote this. so on the rare chance that somebody read it, yes, it did change.]